TO EXCITED TO EVEN THINK OF A CLEVER TITLE!

LOOK AT THESE KNEE PADS!!

OH DEAR DERBY GODS, PLEASE, OH PLEASE, LEAVE THESE AT MY DOOR.

LOVE, ERIS THROTTLE

101 bruses

Dear Derby Diary,

I have have skating my ass off....litteraly....Just look.

I left the top few layers on the rink, feel free to use them for whatever suits your fancy.

Forever Yours,

Eris Throttle

My Dear

Dear Skates,

I miss you.

Life has interfered and I am unable to skate.

I can't handle being without you.

Pleather

Gettin' Derby With It

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHH

Exciting News!

I passed my assessments, so I am now an official Greensboro Derby Diva!

and.......................................

We finally broke down and got Internet at my house, so I can post fun blogs whenever I fancy!

But Wait Thats Not All......................................

WE ALSO HAVE OUR FIRST BLOG FOLLOWER!!!!!

EEEK!


<3,

Eris Throttle

Wam Bam Thank You Mam

The team has began to scrimmage. I partook in the first three roller derby scrimmages of my roller derby carrier. It was all very wonderful and chaotic. Each day I find my love for roller derby deepening. I can already feel the team forming ties and learning to work as one rink thrashing organism. No matter how many falls and hits I take, I won't be giving this up anytime soon.

I'm going to get a little sappy here for a second, but I've never felt this way. I tried various sports, but never meshed and quickly learned to settle into a life of inactivity. To be out on the rink sweating, racing and screaming, makes me come alive. I'm like a love struck school girl, spending all of my free time mooning over skates and various other derby related fantasies.

My name is Pleather Tuscadero and I love Roller DERBY!

HOTDAMN!

I know this is a Pleather Tuscadero over load, but I just wanted to announce that after much hard work, I finally passed my final assessments! I am now an official roller girl!

yessir

p.s.

I wish Eris Throttle would stop smelling like shit.