TO EXCITED TO EVEN THINK OF A CLEVER TITLE!

LOOK AT THESE KNEE PADS!!

OH DEAR DERBY GODS, PLEASE, OH PLEASE, LEAVE THESE AT MY DOOR.

LOVE, ERIS THROTTLE

101 bruses

Dear Derby Diary,

I have have skating my ass off....litteraly....Just look.

I left the top few layers on the rink, feel free to use them for whatever suits your fancy.

Forever Yours,

Eris Throttle

My Dear

Dear Skates,

I miss you.

Life has interfered and I am unable to skate.

I can't handle being without you.

Pleather